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Tiffany has a diary........who is next? Candance...Need to get her reform and Angela
TIME: 9:15 p.m.

DATE: Tuesday, Jun. 18, 2002



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TODAY'S HEADLINES, HILARIOUS JUNK, AND SIDE STORIES

First off tonight.....Tiffany got herself a diary...One of my friends got a diary......She is so cool beans.....YOu go girl...

WOrking where I do. YOu come across some I hate to say it Dumb people....It is going to happen. They ask the most stupidiest things or do the stupidiest things. MY favorite things is when they put in one or two tokens in a machine and it doesn't work and instead of asking for help, they put in two or three more tokens and guess what it doesn't work...Oh really..And they come up to me and say this.....Goodness gracious. SO here is something I receive in my email that I would like to say to them....he he he

Politically Correct Insults

Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that

is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions sent in

by various people...

A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few beers short of a six pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl One taco short of a combination plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off his cracker Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down An intellect rivaled only by garden tools As smart as bait

Chimney's clogged

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

Forgot to pay his brain bill

Her sewing machine's out of thread

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

If he had another brain, it would be lonely

Missing a few buttons on his remote control

No grain in the silo

Proof that evolution can go in reverse

Receiver is off the hook

Several nuts short of a full pouch

Sky light leaks a little

Slinky's kinked

Surfing in Nebraska

Too much yardage between the goal posts

Take a Step Backwards - Go ON Forward

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