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Bits and Pieces, Edition - 01-03/10/03

TIME: 12:42 p.m.

DATE: Monday, Mar. 10, 2003



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Today is the first edition of Bits and Pieces. Just number of stuff that I found that I think it is funny or I think on the top of my head. Must go on.

01. The show maybe title "Are you Hot" and there are some people that are def. hot but the show isn't. First there are three judges. One is this guy that this of himself too much. Randolph Duke. Then there is the aging model Rachel Hunter who is a little beyond her years as a model and then there is Lorenzo Lamas who has been married 10 times (hey overexaggrating, five) and he is another one with a stinking ego. So first of all, they think they know it all and they are so picking. To having stretch marks that you can barely seen to a little belly to all this other stuff. ANd then the phrase "You are not too hot enough to go to the next phrase" that is kinda stupid. This hot show is def. not going to get a second season........

02. Napster is back for the second time and you can get it and say you got Napster when you pay for a montly fee of $$. Isn't this de ja view? Didn't they already try to do this. My favorite is when this article also have the link of the many free place to have mp3s (Free mps3 link

Now if anybody that claims that he or she has napster, the first word I would like to say to them is either they have too much money that they don't know how to spend it or just dumb people. They can't take ALL the free service.

03. In London, here comes a crazy story. A young shop assistant was tricked into letting a complete stranger smear her bare feet with baked beans and syrup "for charity."

Lothian and Borders Police said the man then thanked the woman and left. It was only when she told her flatmates about it later on Tuesday evening that she became alarmed.

"The woman's friends told her: 'What on Earth were you thinking? He's obviously a total weirdo'" MacCleod said.

04. Here is another story from overseas. Jerusuleum - A 58-year-old Israeli woman has given birth to twins after receiving fertility treatment


05. MANILA (Reuters) - A Filipino man cut off his penis and tossed it through a window to his estranged wife in a bid to prove his fidelity, a Philippine newspaper has reported. The man wrapped the severed member in a newspaper and threw it through the window of his wife's parents' house in the northwestern town of Malasiqui, the Philippine Star said. "So you will not suspect I am courting another girl," the Star said the man shouted before he hobbled off into the night. His shocked wife gave the severed penis to police, who sought the help of an embalmer to preserve it until her husband could be found, the paper said on Thursday. So far this are the news reports for right now but that because lunch is over and well it is time to go........First edition of bits and pieces are over...



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