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TIME: 11:54 p.m.

DATE: Saturday, Jul. 13, 2002



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TODAY'S HEADLINES, HILARIOUS JUNK, AND SIDE STORIES

Well I didnt' want to leave my diary on a sad and crappy kinda of a mood.

Today must have been a phrase I have been saying for awhile.....

Crap on me......

I love giving people nicknames it is always something about them I just do it and I found one for John.....Stuart little.

Think in a general manner but if you want to go past pg-13 go right ahead.......First JOhn is not a very tall person so it suits him well.

My favorite is puppet boy for Brayden because he won't do anything unless JOhn is there to move anything for him.

My nickname is Angela since that is what Niki thinks. She cracks me up. For the first time she got it right without knowning. She says to me (True story) "I always want to call you Colleen and .........I mean Angela" hehehehe. Just joking Sweetie. Love you NIki And besides being called Angela is a huge cool thing since Angela is one of the nicest and sweetest people I know.

But today I accidently called puppet boy JOhn and I said Sorry I just called you a bad word. And JOhn overheard me......He didnt' think it was funny but goodness gracious me and Niki just laugh out butts off at that joke. Okay it was funny when you are there at that time.

Today has some pretty zingers of their own.

Slipping and falling on my butt is one thing that was not funny at the time but it was later. Well I shouldn't put the term falling since I didn't do a complete nose dive.......But in the kitchen there is alot of water from the dish hole........But I was always afraid that I was going to fall down with my black shoes since they can be slippery when wet. SO I was walking and I slip and I fell foward and caught my fall with my hand hitting the floor. Of course they don't feel good but why oh why the first thing I thought about was I am so glad that I didnt' fall butt down and have my pants wet. hehehe What was I thinking.............WHy did I think that way. I am not a fashion whore. Now that is funny.

OH my goodness and today I swear it has been one of those days where everything was in a daze and everything was funny. Even stuff that shouldn't be funny but here is the crazy part of today......

Okay we get our stuff from children's toys catalogs. We have these slinkys that are 200 tickets. Well this one lady comes up and says to us, "have you check out what is really is on this slinky. SHe points out that it says "acid invasion" and it has pack of cigerettes and some cock snorting. True story. And there is one that has a person shooting up the bird in it. What the crap.............At first, we were wondering how many we sold to kids. We had to sold at least 20 to 50.....It is the truth. Oh my goodness. But now this is hilarious but at the same time terrible. Do we put out a story for people to return these to us......Can you imagine the headline......Mr.Gattis is selling Pot Acid licking slinkys......What gives and why is it this children's toy place selling this stuff. I don't know who looks worse that place or us. On us I plead the fifth since I have bad eyes and I just think it was cute girl with balloons. But it is kinda funny. hehehe. A G rated place with a bad thing there. I swear if those note pads have a little of a playboy centerfold in the middle then I know one thing.......John needs to get some viagra and a girlfriend..........And that toy's place needs to be taken care of.........Oh my goodness I just realize something.....ON the notepad in the beginning is a picture of a patriotic Uncle Sam....Maybe I need to look into this........further....



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